High-Impact Content
for Brands Who Want Results.
Welcome to Coolest Xpat Vibes (CXV), a creative studio blending UGC, storytelling, and expat identity with clarity, humour, and Gen-X energy.
🎯 JUST LAUNCHED: BTW Survival Pack for Expat Freelancers
Complete BTW cheat sheets, invoice templates, real examples,
and a plug-and-play Google Sheets tracker.
Everything you need to handle Dutch VAT confidently as an
expat ZZP.
✅ 30-page guide + invoice templates
✅ Google Sheets tracker with pre-built formulas
✅ Real examples with euro amounts
✅ Quarterly filing checklist
€19 • Instant Download
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“Real-talk survival guides, digital tools and content services for South Africans navigating Dutch life without losing their sense of humour.”
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Checklists
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mini-guides
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templates
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to make Dutch admin
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, expat life and side hustles less stressfull.
Content Services
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Need UGC
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storytelling or
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content with a Saffa twist?
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Book me for creator campaigns etc.
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Blogs
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tools
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affiliate links to things this confused coconut actually uses and recommends.
20+ Years of Experience
Real-world roles across SA & EU.
Gen-X Perspective
Clarity, maturity, zero nonsense.
Content That Converts
Visuals built to drive action.